- Tech support: Good day…. How may I help you?
- Male customer: Hello… I can’t print.
- Tech support: Would you click on ‘start’ for me and….
- Customer: Listen pal, don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates!!
- Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
- Customer: A white one…
- Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on the left of the screen.
- Customer: Your left or my left?