Friday Smile Delivery: Show me the Money!!

A man was walking down the street when he saw a woman with the perfect, and I mean PERFECT, breasts he’d ever seen.

He walked up to her and said, “Ma’am, you have perfect breasts, and I will pay you $100 to bite them.”

The woman was horrified and began to walk away.

The man caught her and said, “Alright, I’ll pay you $1,000 to bite your breasts.”

Still horrified, the woman began to run away.

The man caught her again and said, “Fine. I’ll pay you $10,000 to bite your breasts, and not a penny more.”

The woman then stopped for a few seconds, thinking that $10,000 will be worth it, so she finally agreed.

They went into a deserted alley, away from the city action. The woman took off her shirt and bra, revealing the perfect breasts. The man then began to touch, fondle, poke – everything EXCEPT biting them.

The woman said, “Well, are you gonna bite them or not?!”

The man replied, “Nah, too expensive.”

About the Author Millen Livis

Millen is a Wealth architect and Financial Independence Coach, entrepreneur, and a bestselling author. Being a Possibilities’ Catalyst, she uses her intuition, business, and investment expertise to support entrepreneurial women (like you) who want to master their money, live their purpose achieve financial prosperity and freedom. With her physics and business education, corporate and entrepreneurial experience, money management know-how, mindfulness practices and transformational coaching skills, Millen has a unique ability to guide and support clients in achieving extraordinary success in their lives.

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