A man was walking down the street when he saw a woman with the perfect, and I mean PERFECT, breasts he’d ever seen.
He walked up to her and said, “Ma’am, you have perfect breasts, and I will pay you $100 to bite them.”
The woman was horrified and began to walk away.
The man caught her and said, “Alright, I’ll pay you $1,000 to bite your breasts.”
Still horrified, the woman began to run away.
The man caught her again and said, “Fine. I’ll pay you $10,000 to bite your breasts, and not a penny more.”
The woman then stopped for a few seconds, thinking that $10,000 will be worth it, so she finally agreed.
They went into a deserted alley, away from the city action. The woman took off her shirt and bra, revealing the perfect breasts. The man then began to touch, fondle, poke – everything EXCEPT biting them.
The woman said, “Well, are you gonna bite them or not?!”
The man replied, “Nah, too expensive.”