- Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!–Anonymous
- Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. –Oscar Wilde
- The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. –Anonymous
- When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car or the wife is new. –Anonymous
- When a man is single, he’s incomplete. When he’s married, he’s finished. ~ Anonymous
- “Honey,” said husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”
“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”
“I know all that.”
“Then why did you invite a friend for supper?”
“Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.” ~ Anonymous
