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• Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!–Anonymous

• Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. –Oscar Wilde

• The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. –Anonymous

• When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car or the wife is new. –Anonymous

• When a man is single, he’s incomplete. When he’s married, he’s finished. ~ Anonymous

• “Honey,” said husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”

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Read it all the way through! It’s a good laugh!

When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I signed up under duress for Twitter and Facebook, so my seven kids, their spouses, 13 grand kids and 2 great grand kids could communicate with me in the modern way. I figured I could handle something as simple as Twitter with only 140 characters of space. (more…)

A man was walking down the street when he saw a woman with the perfect, and I mean PERFECT, breasts he’d ever seen.

He walked up to her and said, “Ma’am, you have perfect breasts, and I will pay you $100 to bite them.”

The woman was horrified and began to walk away.

The man caught her and said, “Alright, I’ll pay you $1,000 to bite your breasts.”

Still horrified, the woman began to run away. (more…)

•  Tech  support:   Good  day…. How may I help you? 
• Male  customer: Hello… I can’t print. 
• Tech support:      Would you click on  ‘start’  for me and…. 
• Customer:               Listen pal, don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates!!

• Tech  support: What kind of computer do you have? 
• Customer:        A  white one…

• Tech  support: Click  on the ‘my computer’ icon on the left of the screen. 
• Customer:           Your left or my left?